He Betrayed Me
Last night, Joe said something to me that I never thought he'd say. I don't know really where to start other than to say that what he said is unforgivable. I really thought things were going well. I was blindsided.
I was sweeping the kitchen floor when he accosted me. That is when my world started to fall apart. He said the words no woman wants to hear. Ever. He didn't tell me that my butt was fat. He didn't tell me that he was leaving me. He told me that I had too much fabric. ::gasp::
What?!?!?
Who is this person that I married? I don't recognize him anymore. He's the one who wants to spend eternity with me and he thinks these horrible things about me?
I won't even show you my fabric. I am embarrassed to think that there is a very slight possibility that Joe might be right ... this time. Right now I just need your support and sympathy while I try to sort out this mess that has become my life.
My overflowing scrap pile.
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He calls it our years supply. LOL!
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Did you give him "the look"????
I would have :)
I used to get that too but then I had my husband build shelves on the upper half of my sewing room walls (its an old house with 10' ceilings so thats a lot of shelves)to store all my fabric. Now if he brings it up, I tell him that all that fabric folded up and stacked on those shelves is acting as insulation and is in fact saving us lots of money on our utility bills. How can he argue with that?
John told me that we need to buy some new laundry baskets since ours just became permanent fabric bins. haha.
And there is no such thing as too much fabric.
This spring at a quilt show a vendor told me that one of her friends made her PROMISE that when she died, the friends would come over and remove all the fabric from the house (under the beds, stacked in closets, back of kitchen cupboards) so her husband would never know......
Have you done that Happy Zombie fabric folding thing yet? When I took the time to fold mine up all nice and neat using that tutorial it looks like a LOT less fabric.
How dare he say such an absurd thing! There is no such thing as too much fabric.. it's like saying there is too much oxygen...lol
Silly Men
hee hee, snicker, snicker.
(does that help any?)
Guess this means you need to sew more so he won't see just how much there really is. :)
(I know I am sick and twisted and backwards.....you don't have to tell me. If only I had some red gingham to send on over.)
phew. it was too hot for him to notice what was written on the sides of the boxes.